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		<title>Something Wonderful Is About To Happen&#8230;</title>
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Firstly, a belated Happy New Decade Year… everyone. I know I promised a more regular mailer update, but things have sort of been crazy around here lately and if you can&#8217;t handle that, I&#8217;ll come to your house and punch you in the mouth…to the death.
Now, with the usual threats out of the way, its [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2010/02/26/something-wonderful-is-about-to-happen/</link>
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		<title>SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK</title>
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I know its been about 2 months since our last mailer (&#8220;LOOK, I&#8217;M SORRY&#8221; &#8211; The Reanimator), but believe us, we have good reasons (exaggeration) for taking this long. We have been obscenely busy (not an exaggeration) since the release of Act II. This is a good thing (also not an exaggeration).  So much [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2009/11/11/sometimes-they-come-back/</link>
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		<title>To The Travelers.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We have just been informed by the good people of Mercy Lounge, that if you are in need of lodging for the days surrounding the 25th, you can get a 20% discount at the nearby Best Western on Music Row if you say Mercy Lounge sent you(that was a remarkably long but somewhat acceptable sentence). [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2009/09/09/to-the-travelers/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Call It A PreSale.</title>
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ACT II: THE FATHER OF DEATH
•••••••••••••••••
Intermission
The Good Doctor
Father Of Death
The Hounds
The State Vs. Thomas Light
Give Us The Rope
How The World Fell Under Darkness
Breaking Out
Keep Quiet
Light Up The Night
The Fall
Here Comes The Arm
•••••••••••••••••
ONE WEEK.
Even though its only seven days away, you can reserve your physical copy of &#8220;Act II: The Father Of Death&#8221; today.
*As usual, we [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2009/09/02/dont-call-it-a-presale/</link>
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		<title>IT&#8217;S FINALLY HERE&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After all the intense amount of  waiting you&#8217;ve had to wait through. After all the never ending pain you&#8217;ve had to endure. The wait is over&#8230;.the never ending pain has been proven to be not so never ending! That&#8217;s right, people&#8230;.things are really starting to look up. You&#8217;d better cancel all your dinner plans, lock [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2009/08/05/its-finally-here/</link>
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		<title>A River Runs Through It.</title>
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Let me tell you a story&#8230;.
This isn&#8217;t one of those pretty bedtime stories where everything works out neatly in the end and the lessons are learned and the heroes are rewarded&#8230;.
This isn&#8217;t the story about a father who puts his work before his wife and kids and waits until the last minute to try and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2009/06/26/a-river-runs-through-it/</link>
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		<title>Unforeseeness.</title>
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Again with the squeaky shoes &#8230;
We have more bad news. But this time the bad news is only for the place that got away with not having bad news last time. Ashville, NC, we&#8217;re sorry, but it has to be this way. We found out late yesterday afternoon that our Tuesday show had to be [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2009/04/27/unforeseeness/</link>
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		<title>ATTENTION!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There are several items to bring to the table today&#8230;.some good&#8230;.some bad&#8230;.some good and bad&#8230;&#8230;some bad and good&#8230;.some bad with good&#8230;..some good with bad&#8230;.some good for bad&#8230;some bad for good. Nothing too bad&#8230;. Nothing too good. I will tell you, however, that I&#8217;m positive that none of the good news is bad, and none of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2009/04/17/attention/</link>
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		<title>Spring Love&#8230;Come Back To Me.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There are strange things afoot in the Land of Volunteers. Seasons are changing. Tides are turning. Tectonic plates are shifting at a great rate of speed&#8230;geologically speaking. Act twos are existing&#8230;existentially speaking. If things seem to move slow in the Proto-camp, comrades, be assured that it is simply because everything is moving at once. It [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2009/03/27/spring-lovecome-back-to-me/</link>
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		<title>The Resolutions of the Resolute.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As the new year begins we pause to reflect on all the things that happened in the Year of Our Lord 2008:
- We began the year in the midst of a losing battle with facial hair.
- We travelled to Detroit, where our calzones froze to the bottom of our ill-insulated tour bus.
- We travelled to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2009/01/15/the-resolutions-of-the-resolute/</link>
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