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		<title>CHICAGO, AMERICA!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Only two days left before we drop a glorious hammer upon you. After much deliberation, and since the occasion is such a special one, we have decided it&#8217;s time to show you the fancy poster we&#8217;ve made for this most-fancy of shows at the Metro. This [to be] screen printed poster will be available at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2011/12/15/chicago-america/</link>
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		<title>CYBORG MONDAY.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Come on, Chicago, dry those tears… You didn&#8217;t think we&#8217;d abandon you for ALL of 2011, did you? (to be honest, we thought we were going to.) We&#8217;re heading your way next month to play our final show of the year. How exciting is that?! I guess you could say we saved the best for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2011/11/30/cyborg-monday/</link>
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		<title>PUTAY&#8217;s BACK&#8230; AGAIN!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Armando Apache Putay has come back to Charles Park&#8230; And this time he&#8217;s out for blood. While you&#8217;re waiting on our Act III, here&#8217;s another III of the most considerable note. Makeup And Vanity Set returns with Charles Park III. This one&#8217;s so tough that it makes the Night Slasher in Cobra look like a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2011/11/04/putays-back-again/</link>
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		<title>Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To Your Parent&#8217;s Basement&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On November 04th, we&#8217;ll be hitting the road again, only this time we won&#8217;t be alone. We&#8217;re teaming up with Chicago&#8217;s own I Fight Dragons for the first leg of their 2011 winter tour. This will take us up through Ohio to Michigan then into Canada for a bit&#8230; Then we make our way all [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2011/10/19/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go-back-to-your-parents-basement/</link>
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		<title>No Fate.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know how you&#8217;ve spent the last four hundred years wondering what it would be like if Shakespeare had written Terminator 2? And what it would have been like if The Protomen had been there to write most of the score for it? And if The Protomen had also been there as professional actors to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2011/10/06/no-fate/</link>
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		<title>News From Hot Summer Nights &#8217;11 Tour.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Everyone, It&#8217;s only been a little over a week since leaving Nashville, TN, United States, North America, America, Western Hemisphere, Earth, for this leg of the Hot Summer Nights Tour &#8217;11, but we&#8217;ve already found ourselves in some hairy situations. Turbo Lover entered the Skyhammer in a Georgia Tech demolition derby death match (a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2011/07/25/news-from-hot-summer-nights-11-tour/</link>
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		<title>For The Record.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On the night of July 9th, we&#8217;re going to play a special show in Nashville, Tennessee, America, Earth, to celebrate the the fact that it&#8217;s taken us nearly 6 years to release our first album, &#8220;The Protomen&#8221; (Act I), as a 12&#8243; LP. This special edition first pressing of 1,000 will be colored vinyl (split [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2011/05/30/for-the-record/</link>
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		<title>I Think We&#8217;re Alone Now.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re chin deep in learning the path of the brave at Kamp Kikakee at the moment, so this is going to be quick and dirty: NEXT WEDNESDAY 5/25/11 We got a call the other day from some dame that claimed she was the hawttest of hawt sensations in the 80s. We thought it was Uncle [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2011/05/20/i-think-were-alone-now/</link>
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		<title>MAGFEST &#8217;11 &#8211; Acts I and II</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve never seen us play Acts I and II, firstly, shame on you, and secondly, here&#8217;s your chance! On January 14th and 15th, we&#8217;ll  journey to the freezing tundra of the north&#8230;Virgina/DC, (listen, it&#8217;s north for us, especially during January) to play Acts I and II at MagFest &#8217;11. JANUARY 14th &#8211; Alexandria, VA [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2010/12/19/magfest-11-acts-i-and-ii/</link>
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		<title>New Shirts! Liberty!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just in time for the Holiday Fury&#8230; WE HAVE TWO FANCY NEW SHIRTS! Light Up The Night T-Shirt - ACT II: The Father Of Death T-Shirt - FRONT BACK Get them at the links above or visit the SOUNDMACHINE STORE and find gifts for the whole family. We have combo packs of the new Act [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.protomen.com/news/2010/12/15/queen-new-shirts-liberty/</link>
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